Roswell, GA --August 2nd 2008
It official! Lucye now knows who her mother is. Lucye's biological father has long been accepted (from Lucye's physical appearance) and widely known. But this new test now proves without a doubt who her mother is. In a taste test conducted at her residence, Lucye passed the BNA test (Broccolini Nod of Approval) with flying colors on Saturday evening with Mom, Dad and Anna all in attendance. Mom was just beaming when Lucye smiled and said "ummm" quite loudly after her first chunk of the garlic-soaked broccoli. She moved on to pasta pieces later in the meal.
Of course critics are stating the results are inconclusive. "Oh please. I heard Audrey didn't even use Parmesan Cheese in this farce of a recipe. She had nothing but a 6-cheese blend from Kroger on hand. It's a joke! And what about the multi-grain pasta? And the fat-free half n' half she used on her so-called diet? I demand another BNA test. Anyone who believes this test is clearly a family member." Sadly, the debate may live on for years unless the American Academy of Pediatrics changes their recommendations for the Krystal test. Currently, they recommend age 40 or over.
