Halloween
All the skeleton decorations are called X-rays. “Let’s ride around the and see all the X-rays!”
First ER Visit
Under the influence of drugs, Lucye was in her father’s arms when she looked at the nurse and said, “Doctor, Daddy has a boo-boo on his nose. Can you fix it for him?”
The nurse said, “Lucye, I’m kinda busy right now, can you fix for me?”
To which a puzzled Lucye replied, “But I’m not a doctor!”
When she was sick: “Let me use the re-mometer.” (Thermometer)
3-Year Old Christmas
Why does SNOWGrandma talk funny?
Sugar Plums
Christmas morning, I walked into Lucye’s bedroom. She was dragging and drowsy, and I said, “Okay Lu, let’s go downstairs and see if Santa came.” To which my very smart child perked up and said “Santa’s downstairs?” “Oh, no, I’m sorry Baby; I meant to see if Santa came last night and left you some presents while you were here in bed dreaming of sugar plums.” Her face lit up and her eyes popped open “There are sugar plums downstairs???”
And so, while she was viewing the goods, Mom had to sneak into the kitchen and find a box of gingerbread men boxed cookies she had bought at Target before Lucye fell and knocked out her front tooth (thus eliminating any crunchy foods) earlier in December. At Christmas breakfast, we heated warm milk and let the gingermen get soggy enough for her to eat her “sugar plums.”
On the evening on December 26th, Daddy told her she could have the last sugar plum. I heated her milk in bowl in preparation for soaking the cookie, and then handed her a metal spoon and said “Do you want to….” She quickly replied, “Yes, let me stab that cuss.” Not sure where that one came from… Of course five minutes later she said. “That was the last one? Let me see the box.”
All the skeleton decorations are called X-rays. “Let’s ride around the and see all the X-rays!”
First ER Visit
Under the influence of drugs, Lucye was in her father’s arms when she looked at the nurse and said, “Doctor, Daddy has a boo-boo on his nose. Can you fix it for him?”
The nurse said, “Lucye, I’m kinda busy right now, can you fix for me?”
To which a puzzled Lucye replied, “But I’m not a doctor!”
When she was sick: “Let me use the re-mometer.” (Thermometer)
3-Year Old Christmas
Why does SNOWGrandma talk funny?
Sugar Plums
Christmas morning, I walked into Lucye’s bedroom. She was dragging and drowsy, and I said, “Okay Lu, let’s go downstairs and see if Santa came.” To which my very smart child perked up and said “Santa’s downstairs?” “Oh, no, I’m sorry Baby; I meant to see if Santa came last night and left you some presents while you were here in bed dreaming of sugar plums.” Her face lit up and her eyes popped open “There are sugar plums downstairs???”
And so, while she was viewing the goods, Mom had to sneak into the kitchen and find a box of gingerbread men boxed cookies she had bought at Target before Lucye fell and knocked out her front tooth (thus eliminating any crunchy foods) earlier in December. At Christmas breakfast, we heated warm milk and let the gingermen get soggy enough for her to eat her “sugar plums.”
On the evening on December 26th, Daddy told her she could have the last sugar plum. I heated her milk in bowl in preparation for soaking the cookie, and then handed her a metal spoon and said “Do you want to….” She quickly replied, “Yes, let me stab that cuss.” Not sure where that one came from… Of course five minutes later she said. “That was the last one? Let me see the box.”
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